1/4 C of Olive Oil
3 garlic cloves
linguine (enough to feed your family, you know how much or how little they'll consume).
1/2 C of Basil and Parsley combined (I didn't have any freshly grown herbs on hand tonight, but these bottled ones will be fine for tonight).
While you are waiting for your noodles to cook..........have a cookie (and if you want to enjoy it in peace, wait until the kids are in the other room)!
A word to the wise: be sure not to smile at others, until you've brushed your teeth and checked them with a mirror!